Okay, so I want 2 hens. That's all, but my neighborhood HOA is saying NO. So my idea is to figure out how to do something on the sly. I need to make a coop that will - from a distance at least - be inconspicuous. I have a 4ft chainlink fence around my property and all of my neighbors are FINE with me having them so there is no problem there. It's the HOA that drive the neighborhood on occasion. I need it to look like a small shed or dog house maybe? But needs to be functional. Ideas - anyone else done the chicken thing on the sly have some advice and ideas? Also - what are the fastest growing meat birds that also lay well?