If a Chicken and a Half...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by catdaddy66, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. catdaddy66

    catdaddy66 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 18, 2009
    Lugoff, SC
    ...can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half- how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

    (for EXTRA credit!)... You're paddling your canoe in the left hand lane and suddenly your right front tire blows out... how many flapjacks does it take to shingle a doghouse?

    Random questions to ramble on about.
     
  2. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Purple.
     
  3. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    D - All of the above.
     
  4. 6chickens in St. Charles

    6chickens in St. Charles Chillin' With My Peeps

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    is the pickle on a stick?
     
  5. Ms.FuzzyButts

    Ms.FuzzyButts Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 5, 2009
    North Alabama
    Quote:You are way off....How can it be purple if it's square??
     
  6. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Ms.FuzzyButts :

    Quote:You are way off....How can it be purple if it's square??

    All squares are purple. You color blind??​
     
  7. Ms.FuzzyButts

    Ms.FuzzyButts Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 5, 2009
    North Alabama
    Quote:You are way off....How can it be purple if it's square??

    All squares are purple. You color blind??

    No they aren't... You just think that cause you live in the desert. Everybody knows that squares only look purple in a mirage. But it is just that, a mirage!! You are seeing things!!




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  8. mississippifarmboy

    mississippifarmboy collects slightly damaged strays

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  9. goldenluver

    goldenluver Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 20, 2009
    Springfield, Oregon
    so... what kind of syrup is on those flap jacks..

    and I like purple too. hey, there goes a chicken!
     
    Last edited: Feb 17, 2011
  10. GammaPoppyLilyFlutter

    GammaPoppyLilyFlutter Love Comes with Feathers

    Jun 26, 2010
    California
    First question: Seven

    Second question: Square root of exploding hippos that like pie and pi
     

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