If Chickens Could Speak, What Would Yours Complain About?

[BigBlueHen53]

We are too crowded, Mom, hurry up and sell some of the OG!
(shush, nobody is buying chickens right now.)

There's that annoying DOG again! He runs around and frightens us! Especially when we are trying to enjoy our afternoon snack in peace!

(I know, I'm sorry! He's still just a goofy puppy. You know he won't hurt you and I will lock him in the well house until you are done with your snack.)

We miss Rojo! He was such a good rooster!

(I know, I miss him too. But you have at least three beautiful Ameraucana cockerels among you. All you have to do is pick one and all will be well. I have to approve of him too, of course!)

Of course....

 

[FluffyButts55]

"The cockerels cock- a- doodling is too loud!" "The neighbours grass is BETTER!" "I demand more treats!" "Why can't we say hi to that big mean hawk over there?" "Why do YOU get to go in the house??!!!"

 

[Poultrybonkers]

Mine wouldn’t complain about me they were be like so and so plucked my feather or she stole my roosting spot. It would be never ending.

 

[Crazy Chicken Keeper]

They'd tell me to get a new rooster because now the hawks are coming back looking for one, get rid of these annoying little chicks running around their feet, shut up those noisy geese or takeout their vocal chords!

 

[Ponypoor]

If my chickens could speak, they will tell me to get them new treat, they are over with banana, so over it. They refuses to eat it now.

For the last few days I have been giving them only bananas as treat because the weather was hot, they drink too much water, poop liquid so banana will give them back the potassium they lost through watery poop.

Mine will not eat banana! I have tried many times and they ignore it.

 

[Ponypoor]

“Hooman, it’s too cold make it warm again, and while you’re at it get rid of that evil white stuff”

Sorry kiddos I don’t do weather, go talk to Mother Nature.

“We need more heaters, the oldies hog the ones already”

Sorry kiddos, you’re Hooman isn’t made of money. When I win the lottery I will get more heaters.