1. What breed, sex, and color would you be? 2. What would be your favorite food (based on your favorite food as a human but taking into account restrictions in duck diets)? 3. Where would you be in the pecking order if your spouse, significant other, parents, or siblings were ducks too? I'll go first: 1. Runner duck (I often feel the urge to move around and be active). Male because I'm male and don't want to deal with laying eggs. I'd be blue as that's my favorite color. 2. My favorite food is a good ribeye steak, but that isn't exactly safe food for a duck. I guess mine would be meat flavored cat food! Then again in my bachelor days I was known to pour frozen peas in a bowl, defrost it in the microwave, dump salt on it and eat it with a spoon for dinner... 3. Nettie and I would be similar to our ducks Victor and Ming Mei. Victor is in charge but always chooses to do whatever Ming Mei wants. I'll let Nettie say which of us is Victor.