I want to know how to change the tag line under my username to "Dirty Egg Eater" because that seems to be all I ever get to eat any more are the dirty eggs. With 14 layers I sell most of my eggs to friends and co-workers. Although most of my eggs come out clean you know there's always the couple with suspicious "skid marks" on them. I feel bad pawning them off on paying "customers" so all I ever get to eat are the poopy eggs. Bummer.