I'm Not Addicted to Chickens

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by tdgill, Sep 9, 2009.

  1. tdgill

    tdgill Chillin' With My Peeps

    or ducks or geese or dogs or cats or ferrets or all living creatures (i love them all)

    AS MUCH AS I'M ADDICTED TO BYC!
    Thanks alot guys.
     
  2. Camelot Farms

    Camelot Farms Chickenista

    Muahaha....you have fallen prey to Nifty's plan to take over the world with chickens!

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  3. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    Nah, it's his plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! See, you get people to love chickens, they join BYC.
    The people spread the addiction, their friends join BYC.
    Slowly but surely, the world will be conquered. As Chief Administrator, Nifty will become King of Earth. When aliens are discovered, they will become addicted too.

    Ta-da! Nifty-Chicken, Ruler of the Universe! And all the older members will become Knights of Backyard Chickens!

    I don't mind, Nifty and Terrie are a good King and Queen!
     
  4. tdgill

    tdgill Chillin' With My Peeps

    your humble servant and willing subject

    Keeper of Chickens
    Planetary Flock - Earth
     
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2009
  5. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

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    Quote:Yeah!!! Awesome!
     
  6. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    Yes, we have seen his plans but WE DON'T CARE!
     
  7. tdgill

    tdgill Chillin' With My Peeps

    are we all gonna walk like chickens after the takeover? heads boppin, and scratch at the ground with our feet when we hang out and chat? lol next time you sell some chickens, do that! bop your head while you talk and real subtle like scratch at the ground with your feet
     
  8. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    It might scare the unenlightened! We have to be careful to not frighten those we are trying to win over!

    Someone needs to make a banner which says:

    Nifty-Chicken For King Of The Universe!
     
  9. StupidBird

    StupidBird Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Be afraid, be very afraid!

    Wait...

    Be afraid it won't succeed! Chickens rule.

    (is it wrong to want a silkie just so I can mess with people's heads?)
     
  10. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    and our planetary anthem will be The Chicken Dance . . .
     

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