I'm scared

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by gritsar, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Me: Hunny, Jethro is still broody so I'm getting her some hatching eggs.

    DH: That's good.

    Me: I'm getting more eggs than Jethro can handle, so I need to set up the bator.

    DH: Good idea.

    Me: This is alot of eggs, maybe I shouldn't try to hatch them all.

    DH: Oh no, hatch them all. Don't waste good hatching eggs.

    Me: You know I'm going to need a third coop before too long.

    DH: Yep, you sure are.


    Aliens have kidnapped my husband and replaced him with a yes dear clone! I'm scared they are going to come back for me before too long. [​IMG]
     
  2. itsy

    itsy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    You have the PERFECT husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you find those aliens - please ask them to come over our house. I wonder if they also encourage dish washing and clothes folding!!!
     
  3. Yay Chicks!

    Yay Chicks! Chillin' With My Peeps

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    He's surrendered. Resistance is futile.
     
  4. Okie Amazon

    Okie Amazon Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Send 'em on to my place, too! Especially if he actually BUILDS the new coop!
     
  5. chicmom

    chicmom Dances with Chickens

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    Hmmm.....he is EXTREMELY cooperative! I do believe you're right, it's a clone.........

    Wonder what they've done with the real DH? What if he escapes and comes back home?! Then you will have two husbands!

    [​IMG]

    WAIT! I just thought of something.......He's either a clone, OR,

    He's done something wrong that you don't know about yet, and he's buttering you up.......

    [​IMG]
     
  6. hennyannie

    hennyannie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Whatever you gave him I need some for my DH!!!
    If mine started acting like this on his own I would be checking around for new guns and/or hunting equipment.
     
  7. Ridgerunner

    Ridgerunner Chicken Obsessed

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    Are you sure reruns of the Miss Arkansas pageant weren't on TV? His concentration might have been on something else.
     
  8. Okie Amazon

    Okie Amazon Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:This...
     
  9. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Yay Chicks! :

    He's surrendered. Resistance is futile.

    This is the point all men reach in an attempt to preserve long term relationships. The key to a long term relationship: Yes dear. You're right dear. I'm sorry dear. (Sourland, working on 47 years, 6 months, and 21 days. Still working on it 1 day at a time)


    Gritty, the aliens would ship you back in a heartbeat. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  10. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Quote:This...

    Been there, done that. [​IMG]
     

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