I was a tad bit bored when I went out to lock the chooks up last night, so I picked Thor up; this requires both arms since he's going for the world's record on brahma roo weight. First I told him how money is tight and store bought turkeys are expensive this year. Then I started whispering sweet nothings in his ear....cranberry sauce, dressing, sweet potato casserole. He listened intently. Guess he thought I was talking about today's snack menu.