Important Investment advice

McGoo

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12 Years
Sep 19, 2007
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
 
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AussieSharon

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12 Years
Dec 18, 2007
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Virginia
hmmm I wonder what it is for Australians. I think they walk less and drink more. I may be worth something after all.
 

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