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Important Investment advice

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by McGoo, Oct 8, 2008.

  1. McGoo

    McGoo Chillin' With My Peeps

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41
    miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American! [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Oct 8, 2008
  2. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

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  3. AussieSharon

    AussieSharon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 18, 2007
    Virginia
    hmmm I wonder what it is for Australians. I think they walk less and drink more. I may be worth something after all. [​IMG]
     
  4. Chicabee19

    Chicabee19 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 8, 2008
    n/a
    Veddy refreshing!
     

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