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Inner peace....this is how you get it

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by arabianequine, Nov 8, 2010.

  1. arabianequine

    arabianequine Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 4, 2010
    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.

    Dr. Oz proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, & a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
     
  2. sgtmom52

    sgtmom52 Birds & Bees

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  3. chicks4kids

    chicks4kids Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 22, 2009
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    OMG!! You have to be related because that's the exact way I feel AND react to advice like that!! Too funny!!
     
  4. Gerbil

    Gerbil Oh, Crazy!

    Jun 24, 2010
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    Good one.
     
  5. 77horses

    77horses ◊The Spontaneous Pullet!◊

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  6. duckluv

    duckluv Overrun With Chickens

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  7. Bantimna

    Bantimna Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 29, 2009
    South Africa
    Awesomness Arabianequine! [​IMG]
     
  8. crazyaboutchickens

    crazyaboutchickens Live Long And Prosper

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