Interesting conversation at the police station

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Avalon1984, Nov 15, 2011.

  1. Avalon1984

    Avalon1984 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 22, 2010
    Muskegon
    Long story short, last week one of my horses escaped. Thanks to the police he made it safely back home and I wanted to bring the office involved some eggs today as a little “Thank You”. I was told that he wasn’t in for the day so I asked the lady if she could be kind enough to put the eggs on his desk. She looks at me bewildered and says:

    “Are they going to explode?” [​IMG]

    Sure, I think to myself, cops need to be careful these days. So I open up the box, show the content and say:

    “No ma’am, those are farm fresh eggs for the officer.”

    She still looks at me funny.

    “So…are they going to explode?” [​IMG]

    I shake my head and smile.

    “No ma’am, they are farm fresh eggs. They will not explode.”

    She scratches her head and looks around nervously.

    “Are they going to hatch?” [​IMG]

    I take a deep breath and say “No Ma’am, they are not going to hatch.”

    She still doesn’t take the eggs but finally another officer walks up and says: “Mary, when was the last time you saw a dozen eggs out of the super market explode or hatch???”

    So shrugs and finally opens the door and grabs the eggs and promises to put them on the officers desk.

    And I have lost a little bit more faith in humanity… [​IMG]
     
  2. turney31

    turney31 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. StupidBird

    StupidBird Chillin' With My Peeps

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    on my List of Things To Worry About, exploding eggs falls about 20 items below zombie apocalypse
     
  4. Orchid

    Orchid Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 10, 2010
    North Central MN
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  5. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    You never know... geez, [​IMG]
     
  6. bustermommy

    bustermommy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Aaaaaaarrrrrgh. Zombies!!!! Exploding eggs!!!! Run!
     
  7. StupidBird

    StupidBird Chillin' With My Peeps

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    and at the top of the list, is, that i actually have a list
     
  8. HorseFeatherz NV

    HorseFeatherz NV Eggink Chickens

    I just have to wonder......................... HOW many eggs have exploded on that poor lady. [​IMG]


    Egg Terror, good gravy [​IMG]
     
  9. AK Michelle

    AK Michelle Bad Girl of the North

    Mar 17, 2009
    Palmer, Alaska
    You may giggle but when when DS discovered "the hidden stash" the girls had been making... I'm not so certain a few of those weren't a possible threat [​IMG]

    can you imagine if you had brought him brownies [​IMG]
     
  10. Frogdogtimestwo

    Frogdogtimestwo Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 21, 2008
    9 out of 10 people do not realize that fresh eggs do not have to be refrigerated, was that maybe the case? When I tell people that I leave them on the counter for up to two weeks they think I am crazy or trying to poison them.....
     

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