Interviewing Runner Ducks (with Pics starting Page#6 and 8)

Discussion in 'Ducks' started by neferset, Nov 10, 2009.

  1. neferset

    neferset Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Tomorrow we are going to interview some fawn and white runner ducks. They are about 2 years old. 4 ducks, 1 drake. And, appropriately, it's going to be another wet, rainy day.
     
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  2. eggybritches

    eggybritches Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What are some of the questions you are going to ask them?
     
  3. keeperofthehearth

    keeperofthehearth Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Just what I was going to ask. And how will you know they aren't lieing about their answers? [​IMG]
     
  4. Wifezilla

    Wifezilla Positively Ducky

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    Do you enjoy mud?
    Have you ever eaten landscaping without permission?
    Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?
     
  5. LoreenH

    LoreenH Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. neferset

    neferset Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Liking mud is going to be a definite plus these day. It's all we have.

    I was thinking, "When I let you out into my goat field, am I ever going to see you again?"
     
  7. Willowbrook

    Willowbrook Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Are these ducks currently unemployed? [​IMG]
     
  8. neferset

    neferset Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Their current employer says they are not people ducks and are not suited to their current high profile positions, but I've heard that about runner ducks before.
     
  9. iamcuriositycat

    iamcuriositycat Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Yes, but are they detail oriented?
    And how do they feel about an inter-species workplace?

    You might enquire into their hygiene and waste management habits as well.
    You might start with: "Will you hopelessly muck the goat's water bucket every single day, or only on alternate Thursdays?"
    Followed by: "Liquid wastes in one receptacle, solids in another; or do you practice leaving it all over the place as a valuable contribution to a fun and stimulating work environment?"

    Of course, we all know the answers to those already, but it will give you some insight into whether they are truthful ducks or not.
     
  10. neferset

    neferset Chillin' With My Peeps

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    There's always, "Are you really a duck or do you just play one on tv?"
     

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