Introducing "The One", "The Only", ""Crele"".. My XotkCkn

[XotkCkns]

All right! Stop whatch'all doin'.. I hope y'all ready for this..
Now gather round.......'Im the "New Roo" in town. Short in Stature with feathered feet...
I get around..
My farms worked hard and we pluck the ground.

So just let me introduce myself,
They call me "Crele" pronounced like it sounds. A Bantam comin up, To Rule these Grounds.

And all the "Roosters" in the top ten--
please allow me to bump thee

Cause I'm cluckin y'all,
And just like Hump-ty
You're gonna fall
cause when your Hens hear me
They'll be like shucking corn
I like to cluck
I like my crowing loud
And I'm spun-ky.

I eat my crumbles dry
Then I dance around
I've got Elvis style
And sometimes I get Co-cky
I'll eat up all your Scratch and then I'll Peck your back

Hey yo, "Fat Chic", -
Yeah, I called ya fat
I like a thick Chic
I'm a Big Roo
I like the chics with fluff
I once took a Chic from an Or-ping-ton Buff

I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee

They used to say I'm ug-ly, but that all changed..
My feathers grew so fast, it was cra-zy. And now
I'm Amaz-ing..
I Dance a jig,

Roosters say,. "Yo, Crele, you're really funny lookin'"
And That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I'll start "Flogging" see, and in the barn will be
All the Chics,
they just adore me

Oh yea, I got your hen
'Cause when I dance my jig, she can't resist me
My wing gets low, and I move around
She can see, I'm the New Roo in town
The Only Roo, ya know I'm in charge
Both in my Coop and In Yours.

I get Agressive, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I let out a crow, with my chest out far
And make you feel stupid.

Here comes your hen
I fluff my feathers we go in circles.
I jump up and you try to dodge
But you can't stop this . Yo, I'm in Charge.

I'm the Roo. The only Roo.
Big Little Rooster
I got your hens to.

 

[Allie Grace Sanders]

Welcome to the flock, @XotkCkns!

 

[sourland]

Make sure no fly tying folk see those hackle or saddle feathers or you're a goner. Welcome to BYC = for as long as you survive.

 

[sourland]

They'll be wanting those feathers for fly fishing lures. Crele is a highly favored feather. Generally the rooster is killed to dry the cape and saddle.

Edited to add: He is a beauty.

 

[sourland]

Only 70+ years.

 

[Allie Grace Sanders]

You raised chickens for a while, yea?

No, not me. I've only had chicks since spring of 2016!

 

[FrankieDoodle]

Welcome to BYC!!!

 

[Teila]

G’Day from down under XotkCkns & Crele Welcome!

Very clever and you are a very handsome little man Crele

I hope you enjoy being a BYC member. There are lots of friendly and very helpful folks here so not only is it overflowing with useful information it is also a great place to make friends and have some fun.

 

[XotkCkns]

They'll be wanting those feathers for fly fishing lures. Crele is a highly favored feather. Generally the rooster is killed to dry the cape and saddle.

Edited to add: He is a beauty.

Thank You. I've been working trying to make him for a year now..

 

[XotkCkns]

Only 70+ years.

I'm still trying to figure this site out. I've had chickens all my life and I'm 40ish.. it's only been in the last few years that I have been mixin and making colors. But I recently bought some grown hens from a huge animal flee market place in Canton Texas. And now I have some sick chickens with a horrible odor. I've been looking for a forum on sick chickens. But I'm not sure where to look or what to look for.