I posted an ad for someone to help me in drawing blood for lab tests on my goats and I got this as a response. Hello muchacho, my name is Chupacabra and I'm willing to assist you with your goat bleeding endeavor. I have hundreds of years of experience as evidenced by the many myths and folklore surrounding my body of work. If you need the blood straight hoovered out of some goat neck like whoa, I'm your hombre. I have documents to prove that I can work in this country; despite what you may have seen on The X Files, I am not an alien. I will work for free in exchange for letting me keep any blood I extract, thanks! Then I wrote this....Are you crazy? I need a blood sample taken from my goat that is it to send to lab for testing. I am not bleeding my goat to death but thanks. Then they said this.....I see. Well worry not! There will always be opportunities for El Chupacabra to drain some life essence. Thank you. I think its about time for me to mosey on back to Tijuana. I don't understand are they being serious or what are they wanting to do....sounds weird to me. What would they want with goat blood anyways? Essence?