It's Good to be a Woman!

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  1. TouchO'Lass

    TouchO'Lass Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My sister just sent this to me for National Sisters and Girlfriends week:

    I don't like to brag or anything, but I can still fit in to the earrings I wore in high school!
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    It's Good to be a Woman:
    1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
    3. Taxis stop for us.
    4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
    5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo. [​IMG]
    6. We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
    7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
    8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
    9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
    10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
    12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
    13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
    14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
    15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway..gif[/img]

    Just had to share!!
     
  2. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

    Apr 2, 2010
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    Funny! I especially like the 'frog in the blender' dancing reference. [​IMG]
     
  3. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Quote:The Princess is an extremely good dancer. I, truly, am the "frog in the blender." [​IMG]
     
  4. Keltara

    Keltara Chillin' With My Peeps

    My husband is the "frog in the blender" (among other things!! [​IMG]). The first time I saw him dance was at The Daddy Daughter Dance with our oldest child. [​IMG] Thank God he has never danced with me in public. It was NOT a pretty site. [​IMG]
     
  5. michickenwrangler

    michickenwrangler To Finish Is To Win

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    Lol, love it
     
  6. Laurajean

    Laurajean Slightly Touched

    Apr 2, 2010
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    My ex is quite a bit older than me. He loves to dance, but totally danced like the 'frog in a blender'. Bopping up and down, it was really absurd. While dancing he'd like to bop on over and dance with younger women and flirt. I would have been offended except that I knew they were laughing at him not with him. He was clueless to this though and would happily keep on dancing. [​IMG]
     
  7. TouchO'Lass

    TouchO'Lass Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:[​IMG] He must have read the rules!
    12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
     
  8. yinepu

    yinepu Overrun With Chickens

    TouchO'Lass :

    12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

    I'm 51.. my husband is 27.. we've been married for 6 (going on 7) years.. lol.. do the math!

    I don't feel like an idiot.. actually I am quite the happy camper and so is he..
    And as far as we're concerned.. we're happy.. if anyone else has a problem with the age difference.. well.. that's their issue.. not ours!​
     
  9. PaulaSB12

    PaulaSB12 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    TouchO'Lass :

    Quote:[​IMG] He must have read the rules!
    12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

    Now that one I don't agree with. I worked at a university and the head of department married one of his graduate students after his first wife died. They looked like a very happy family with the children from both marriages getting on well.​
     
  10. critterranch

    critterranch Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:I'm 51.. my husband is 27.. we've been married for 6 (going on 7) years.. lol.. do the math!

    I don't feel like an idiot.. actually I am quite the happy camper and so is he..
    And as far as we're concerned.. we're happy.. if anyone else has a problem with the age difference.. well.. that's their issue.. not ours!

    you are just the oppsite im 27 husb and 61 lol well almost oppsite

    this just gave an idea going to start thread on age differences. this should be fun.
     
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