I've got a joke for you Chicken Lovers

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by chickensrock12, Dec 2, 2016.

  1. chickensrock12

    chickensrock12 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know Mr. Farmer. Well chicken, it didn't, it's too chicken. Ha ha ha. Wait me Mr. Farmer. Yes chicken, cross the road. But, Mr. Farmer. I'm too chicken. Oh I get it. No really cross the road. So I can eat. What. Nothing, can you join me for dinner. Sure Mr. Farmer. Here I go. This is the end of the joke. Ha ha ha.
     
  2. Flock Master64

    Flock Master64 Overrun With Chickens

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  3. PeepersMama

    PeepersMama Living in a galaxy far, far away...

    Why'd the chicken cross the road? Appearantly because the girls he had weren't good enough for him [​IMG]

    My neighbors sussex crossed the road a few times, actually. Our boss roo, Arrow, was like, "Fowler, go teach this sucker a lesson. I'll stay over here and guard the girls" [​IMG]
     
  4. Phaedre

    Phaedre Just Hatched

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    ha![​IMG]
     
  5. PeepersMama

    PeepersMama Living in a galaxy far, far away...

    That's my proof that chickens aren't as dumb as people think [​IMG] They're military geniuses [​IMG]
     
  6. chickensrock12

    chickensrock12 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Ha ha, want another.

    Why did the farmers eat turkey on Christmas Eve.
     
  7. Flock Master64

    Flock Master64 Overrun With Chickens

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    Because they wanted turkey?
     
  8. chickensrock12

    chickensrock12 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I don't know why they did. They must be a month off. Because they actually ate on Thanksgiving. Ha ha.
     
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  9. PeepersMama

    PeepersMama Living in a galaxy far, far away...

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