Joke: A Senior Special

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by paganfish, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. paganfish

    paganfish Songster

    Sep 15, 2007
    Fleming, Colorado
    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Senior Special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

    "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

    "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents. Because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

    "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.

    "YES!!" stated the waitress.

    "I'll take the special then." my wife said.

    "How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

    "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

    She took the two eggs home.

    DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once.
  2. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

  3. Stormhorse23

    Stormhorse23 Songster

    Aug 22, 2007
    i dont get it

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