Joke Central!!! Jokes Of All Kinds!!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by kyla, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. kyla

    kyla Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Q: Why did the the headless horseman start a business?
    A: He wanted to get ahead in life!!!!
     
  2. b.hromada

    b.hromada Flock Mistress

    That's a cute one!
     
  3. kyla

    kyla Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Q: Why doesnt Dracula have any friends?
    A: Because he's a pain in the neck!!



    Q: What kind of dog does a vampire have?
    A: A bloodhound!!

    Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
    A: Because you can see right through them!!

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  4. ChickenRadio

    ChickenRadio Chillin' With My Peeps

    Q why did the baby cross the road?

    A cause it was tied to the chicken
     
  5. kyla

    kyla Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol
     
  6. ChickenRadio

    ChickenRadio Chillin' With My Peeps

    Q: What kind of a cat should you never play cards with?
    A: A cheetah!

    And now for a limerick by Dapples.

    "Sitting on a tombstone,
    A ghost came up and said;
    Excuse me, sir,
    But could you move?
    You're sitting on my head!"
    ~ Dapplepony
     
  7. kyla

    kyla Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Q: What kind of cat loves to bowl?
    A: An alley cat!!

    Q: Why did the kitty get arrested?
    A: Because it littered!!
     
  8. Y N dottes

    Y N dottes Chillin' With My Peeps

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    haha...good ones
     
  9. kyla

    kyla Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Q: What is a kitty's fav color?
    A: Purrrrr-ple!!
     
  10. oldrooster

    oldrooster One Crazy Nut

    How do we know cats are straight A students? their work is always PURR-fect
     

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