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joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Dec 9, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
    Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named
    Buddy.

    He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull."
    Buddy didn't move.

    Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.


    Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.

    Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse
    easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

    The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the
    farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

    The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the
    only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!" [​IMG]
     
  2. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 19, 2007
    Poolville, TX
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Good one. I wouldn't try either. [​IMG]
     
  3. Buckguy20

    Buckguy20 OKIE MOSES

    Apr 13, 2007
    Choctaw Oklahoma
    Good one!

    Did you hear that the Pillsbury Doughboy died?
    The funeral is Tuesday at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
     
  4. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. carugoman

    carugoman Chillin' With My Peeps

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    someone needs new material...Last time I heard these jokes...I fell off of my dinosaur!
     
    Last edited: Dec 9, 2007
  6. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    sorry you dont like my jokes. if you dont like them please dont look at them. thank you and have a blessed day
     
  7. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    Douglasville GA
    Quote:How rude! [​IMG]
     
  8. Nichole77

    Nichole77 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I like the jokes. It's so hard to find jokes that are not vulgure and are funny. Keep em comming.
     
  9. theOEGBman

    theOEGBman Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 13, 2007
    Central California
    [​IMG]

    That one actually made me Laugh Out Loud.
     
  10. Buckguy20

    Buckguy20 OKIE MOSES

    Apr 13, 2007
    Choctaw Oklahoma
    Quote:Well we can all hope it was a really tall dinosaur. LOL
     

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