joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Dec 13, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

    To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

    He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

    "I am." said the man.

    "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

    The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."
    "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

    "Here's your chicken." said the farmer [​IMG]
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  2. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [*gasp* NEW SMILEY!]
  3. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

  4. Wolfpacker

    Wolfpacker Songster

    Jul 7, 2007
    Alas, there are no horses at my house. [​IMG]
  5. TxChiknRanchers

    TxChiknRanchers Songster

    Aug 18, 2007
    Southeast Texas
    Funny, That being said I have to go get a horse if B-sue will let me ?

    Here's your chicken!
  6. Lunachick

    Lunachick Chicken Slave

    Mar 19, 2007
    Brick, NJ
  7. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Songster

  8. Freebie

    Freebie Songster

    Feb 4, 2007
    Bloomingdale, MI
    We have one horse, (his)
    and twenty chickens (mine)
    But at least he thinks hes the boss. [​IMG]
  9. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Songster

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    Horses cost to much to feed sooo... and DH WILL agree we would get a chicken.
  10. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Songster

    Nov 20, 2007
    Glendale, AZ
    I love it but I have a question --
    around here i have 16 chickens ( mine )
    no horse but DH has a duck

    who is the boss at my house LOL


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