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joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Dec 17, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    MOTHER IN LAW
    A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother- in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non- antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

    While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways...

    At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply.

    Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say 'Yes, it was.' The men would then ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't, it's all booked up for a year.'"
     
  2. paganfish

    paganfish Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 15, 2007
    Fleming, Colorado
    [​IMG] good one! [​IMG]
     
  3. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    [​IMG] Oh yeah that was a good one.
     
  4. WoodlandWoman

    WoodlandWoman Overrun With Chickens

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    That was an extra good one! [​IMG]

    Good in-laws are a real treasure. Bad ones are like burning in a hot place. [​IMG]
     
  5. TxChiknRanchers

    TxChiknRanchers Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Can't, it's all booked up for a year.

    uhhh......... is there a waiting list? [​IMG]

    Randy​
     
  6. cknmom

    cknmom Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love it!!!

    Monica
     

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