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joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Dec 22, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"

    The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried."

    But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.

    The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."
     
  2. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
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    Very good!!! [​IMG]
     
  4. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

    LOL! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. johnnyjack

    johnnyjack Chillin' With My Peeps

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    the farmer is smart huh lol but i just wonder what he was sent to jail for ?
     
  6. CityGirlintheCountry

    CityGirlintheCountry Green Eggs and Hamlet

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    for lying...
     
  7. TxChiknRanchers

    TxChiknRanchers Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Probably!!!!!

    OK thats up there with my favorites CC [​IMG]

    Randy
     
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2007
  8. Buckguy20

    Buckguy20 OKIE MOSES

    Apr 13, 2007
    Choctaw Oklahoma
    S, S, and oh, he must have forgoten the last S.
     
  9. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

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    oh my now thats the best one yet. [​IMG]
     
  10. CityGirlintheCountry

    CityGirlintheCountry Green Eggs and Hamlet

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    Dang. If only I could get arrested in the spring so my veggie garden would get turned up. I hate tilling![​IMG]

    I LOVE the joke of the day. I always look for it first. Keep it up!!

    CG
     

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