1. If this is your first time on BYC, we suggest you start with one of these three options:
    Raising Chickens Chicken Coops Join BYC
    If you're already a member of our community, click here to login & click here to learn what's new!

joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Dec 24, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    Genie: "What has brought you to awaken me from my long slumber?!"

    Farmer: "I recently got divorced from my less-than-wonderful wife."

    Genie: "DIVORCE? Because you're divorced, whatever you wish for, you wife

    gets double."

    Farmer: "You got to be kiddin' me! She already got everything!"

    Genie: "Sorry, those are the rules."

    Farmer: "Alright, if that's the way it's gonna be, for my first wish, I

    would like $100 million."

    Genie: "Your wish is my command! ...but your wife now has $200 million!"

    Farmer: "That's fine. I can live with that. For my second wish, I want the

    biggest mansion on Lake Champlain."

    Genie: "Your wish is my command! ....but your wife now has 2 mansions on

    Lake Champlain."

    Farmer: "Mmmmmm....now for my THIRD wish! ...............

    ...Genie, for my third wish I would like you to beat me HALF to death!"
  2. Fancy Feather Poultry

    Fancy Feather Poultry Cooped Up

    May 30, 2007
    [​IMG] X a gazillion!
  3. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    [​IMG] Thanks
  4. TripleStackPoultry

    TripleStackPoultry Out Of The Brooder

    Dec 23, 2007
    Niantic, IL
    Harmoniuos !!!! [​IMG]
  5. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana

BackYard Chickens is proudly sponsored by