joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Dec 24, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    Genie: "What has brought you to awaken me from my long slumber?!"

    Farmer: "I recently got divorced from my less-than-wonderful wife."

    Genie: "DIVORCE? Because you're divorced, whatever you wish for, you wife

    gets double."

    Farmer: "You got to be kiddin' me! She already got everything!"

    Genie: "Sorry, those are the rules."

    Farmer: "Alright, if that's the way it's gonna be, for my first wish, I

    would like $100 million."

    Genie: "Your wish is my command! ...but your wife now has $200 million!"

    Farmer: "That's fine. I can live with that. For my second wish, I want the

    biggest mansion on Lake Champlain."

    Genie: "Your wish is my command! ....but your wife now has 2 mansions on

    Lake Champlain."

    Farmer: " for my THIRD wish! ...............

    ...Genie, for my third wish I would like you to beat me HALF to death!"
  2. Fancy Feather Poultry

    Fancy Feather Poultry Cooped Up

    May 30, 2007
    [​IMG] X a gazillion!
  3. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Songster

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    [​IMG] Thanks
  4. TripleStackPoultry

    TripleStackPoultry In the Brooder

    Dec 23, 2007
    Niantic, IL
    Harmoniuos !!!! [​IMG]
  5. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana

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