Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Answer: Frostbite. Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Answer: Ribbon hood. Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Answer: Claustrophobic. Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Answer: Snowflakes.