joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Dec 25, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Answer: Frostbite.

    Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
    Because he had low elf esteem.

    Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
    Answer: Ribbon hood.

    Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    Answer: Claustrophobic.

    Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Answer: Snowflakes.
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  2. Dinos_rock

    Dinos_rock Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    LOL!
     
  4. paganfish

    paganfish Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 15, 2007
    Fleming, Colorado
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