joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Jan 2, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."

    The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."

    The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

    The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

    On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.

    The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?"

    "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink
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  2. Redfeathers

    Redfeathers Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 11, 2007
    Gervais OR
    [​IMG] too funny
     
  3. frankenchick

    frankenchick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    wait a sec. . . .

    where's the chicken? Shouldn't there be a chicken in this joke?

    An' don't tell me they were drinking cocktails!
     
  4. Dinos_rock

    Dinos_rock Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] I love the joke of the day!
     
  5. McGoo

    McGoo Chillin' With My Peeps

    Chickencrazzy, you are funny [​IMG] Love the joke of the day [​IMG]

    frankenchick [​IMG]
     

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