joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Jan 6, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    The Pirate
    A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.

    The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch. He asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

    The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off."

    "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

    "Well," replied the pirate, "while my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off."

    "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch?"

    "A sea gull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

    "You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

    "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook
  2. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Songster

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] mustve been a gruesome SIGHT!
  3. paganfish

    paganfish Songster

    Sep 15, 2007
    Fleming, Colorado
    Quote:Oh no you didn't! [​IMG]

    This was so bad! [​IMG]

    ...but why am I laughing? [​IMG]

    Last edited: Jan 6, 2008
  4. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Songster

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
    it's always better to know the business end of the hook! [​IMG]

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