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joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A young boy, about eight years old, was at the store picking out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

    "Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog."

    "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

    But the boy was not stopped by this and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.

    About a week later the boy was back in the store doing some shopping. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.

    "Oh, he died," the boy said.

    The grocer said, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog."

    "Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."

    "Oh I'm sorry. How did he die?"

    "I think it was the spin cycle."
     
  2. wegotchickens

    wegotchickens DownSouth D'Uccles & Silkies

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  3. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
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  4. countryboy

    countryboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 31, 2007
    good one cc. [​IMG]
     
  5. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
    heard it before
     
  6. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 20, 2007
    Glendale, AZ
    [​IMG] thats so wrong lol

    Julie
     
  7. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
    omfg lol [​IMG]
     
  8. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    LOL
     
  9. DrumStick

    DrumStick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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    [​IMG]:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau:lau
    [​IMG]:weee:weee:weee:weee:weee:weee:weee:weee
    [​IMG]:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap
    [​IMG]:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya:ya
    [​IMG]:yuckyuck:yuckyuck:yuckyuck:yuckyuck
    [​IMG]:woot:woot:woot:woot:woot:woot:woot:woot
     
  10. Chickemee

    Chickemee Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It's more sad than funny but that happened to one of my best friends moms, when she was a little girl she did this but with a duck.
     

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