joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Jan 10, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A country boy and his father, who came from a small town in Georgia,
    were visiting a mall on their first trip to the city of Atlanta. They
    were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
    shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

    The boy asked his father, "What is that?"

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
    never seen anything like this in my life -- I don't know what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
    wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
    walls opened and the lady rolled between them and into a small room.
    The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as the small
    circles of light with numbers above the wall lit up. They continued to
    watch and the circles of light started moving in the reverse

    The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped

    The father kneeled and whispered to his son, "Go get your mother." [​IMG]
  2. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Songster

    Nov 20, 2007
    Glendale, AZ
  3. eggcetra_farms

    eggcetra_farms Songster

    Jun 26, 2007
    San Antonio, TX
    That's too funny!
  4. jjthink

    jjthink Crowing

    Jan 17, 2007
    New Jersey
    Good one [​IMG]
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  6. theOEGBman

    theOEGBman Songster

    Jan 13, 2007
    Central California

    My dad just told us that joke last week!
  7. SunChick

    SunChick Songster

    Feb 23, 2007
    Bel Air, Maryland
    The father put his wife in the magic box, pushed the call button, and
    waited anxiously for the newer model to step out...but much to his dismay,
    he got the old lady in the wheelchair instead! [​IMG] [​IMG]
  8. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
    That was funny Gerald!!! Good job on finding all these crazy jokes!

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