joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Jan 11, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough
    to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
    In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe
    ... Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine," asked the
    lawyer?

    Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just
    loaded my favorite mule 'Bessie' into the..."

    "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer
    the question." "Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
    fine!'"

    Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got 'Bessie' into the trailer and I
    was driving down the road..."

    The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish

    the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
    Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now, several weeks after
    the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
    Please tell him to simply answer the question."

    By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer
    and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
    favorite mule 'Bessie'".

    Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just
    loaded 'Bessie', my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her
    down the highway when this huge semi truck and trailer ran the stop sign
    and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch
    and 'Bessie' was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and
    didn't want to move. However, I could hear 'ole Bessie moaning and
    groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

    "Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He
    could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he
    looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then
    the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked
    at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her.
    How are you feeling?" [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  2. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 20, 2007
    Glendale, AZ
    [​IMG] omg I love it

    Julie
     
  3. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 19, 2007
    Poolville, TX
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Don't taze me 'bro...... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. Flufnstuffs~FluffySilkies

    Flufnstuffs~FluffySilkies Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 11, 2007
    NY
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    Oh My Gosh . YOUR A HOOT!
     
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2008
  5. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    LOL
    I woulda said I was fine too.
     
  6. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. countryboy

    countryboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 31, 2007
    thanks cc, another good one. [​IMG]
     
  8. beekybuzzard

    beekybuzzard Chillin' With My Peeps

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    A variation of Jerry Clower's routine of Uncle Versie and the cattle truck. One of the funniest men ever.
     
  9. newchickowner

    newchickowner Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Aug 19, 2007
    Texas
    very funny joke,

    I LOVE JERRY CLOWER!!!!
     
  10. ChicknThief

    ChicknThief Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 12, 2008
    Nor Cal
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    Oh my y'all are too much!
     

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