joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.

    As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.

    "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

    "Well, show me," the officer demanded.

    The driver got out the machetes and started juggling them, starting with three, then more, and then finally seven at one time. He juggled them overhand, underhand, and behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

    As another car passed by, the driver did a double take, and said to himself, "I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."
  2. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Songster

    Nov 20, 2007
    Glendale, AZ

    I love it - thank you for always bringing a smile into my day

  3. eggzettera

    eggzettera Songster

    ditto on what Julie said....
  4. countryboy

    countryboy Songster

    Oct 31, 2007
    thanks again cc.
    always good to see this especially on a bad day
  5. rjv_piper

    rjv_piper Songster

    Dec 28, 2007
    AWESOME lol that was so funny
  6. [​IMG] I always look forward to your joke of the day!
  7. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
    Gerald, that was really funny!! You're a gem that's for sure [​IMG]
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2008

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