joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    In the middle of the night, in the middle of nowhere, two cars both veer over the white line in the center of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither occupant is hurt. It is impossible to assess blame for the accident.

    Both the drivers get out of their car. One is a doctor and the other is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his car phone and goes over to talk to the doctor.

    It's cold and damp, and both men are quite shaken up at the accident. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask.

    "Why, thankyou," the doctor accepts. He takes a few drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away. "Aren't you also going to have a drink?" the doctor asks.

    "Yes. After the police get here." replies the lawyer
  2. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Songster

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
    i don't get it?
  3. johnnyjack

    johnnyjack Songster

    Oct 21, 2007
    lol the dr just got set up for dui [​IMG]
  4. countryboy

    countryboy Songster

    Oct 31, 2007

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