joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 10, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    There were these two snake buddies slithering along through the grass.

    One snake asked his friend: "Thay, are we poisonous?"

    His friend answered: "Yes, very. Why do you ask?"

    And the first snake explained: "I jutht bit my tongue
     
  2. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
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  4. Churkenduse

    Churkenduse Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Jan 1, 2008
    I sent this to my southern girlfriend and she loved it so please I love southerners so don't anyone get upset it is funny.


    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

    1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a few giant dog bowls next to the boots and magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba,
    I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my check up from the slaughter house.
    Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - don't know what got into 'em, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
    Anyway, I locked a ll four of 'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.
    Cooter

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  5. Cheekon

    Cheekon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 26, 2008
    NY
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