joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 17, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    Two guys are out in the woods hiking.

    All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.

    The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

    The second guy says, "What are you doing? He says, "I figure when the bear gets too close, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear"!

    The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun youÂ… [​IMG] [​IMG]
  2. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

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  4. roosters97

    roosters97 Songster

    Jan 23, 2008
  5. rosyposyosy

    rosyposyosy Songster

    Jul 11, 2007
    that sounds like it was directly out of "without a paddle"

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