joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    Elephant Jokes

    What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
    Time to fix the fence!

    What's big, gray and flies straight up?
    An elecopter!

    What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
    A get wellephant!

    What's gray and goes round and round?
    An elephant in a washing machine!

    What's gray and highly dangerous?
    An elephant with a machine gun
  2. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
  3. CityGirlintheCountry

    CityGirlintheCountry Green Eggs and Hamlet

    Jul 7, 2007
    Middle TN
    What's big and grey and doesn't matter?

    An Irrelephant!

    (Did I hear that one on here? Can't remember. It's my new favorite!)

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