joke of the day

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 21, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."

    Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck.

    As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher follows him off.

    The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and yells at the the dog.

    The butcher runs up screams at the guy: "What in the world are you doing? This dog's a genius!" The owner responds, "Genius? I don't think so. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"
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  2. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
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  3. Cats Critters

    Cats Critters Completely Indecisive

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  4. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Overrun With Chickens

    Mar 1, 2007
    CT
    Hahaha. That's a good one! [​IMG]:lau:lau:lau
     
  5. SHELLY

    SHELLY Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My son Ben will love this one. I'm gonna print it out and take it home for him. Thanks!
     
  6. Yogiman

    Yogiman Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Not being one to agitate but I just gotta ask this. Any idea what breed of dog this might have been? [​IMG]
     
  7. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  8. 5_chickz

    5_chickz Out Of The Brooder

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    Thanks for sharing![​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Aug 15, 2008
  9. chicken_angler

    chicken_angler Coop Constructist

    Jun 23, 2008
    a house
    [​IMG] Thanks for sharing. [​IMG]
     
  10. ams3651

    ams3651 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 23, 2008
    NE PA
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