joke of the day

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

    Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

    The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

    He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot.

    The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

    "Clarence," said the bird.

    "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

    The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

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  2. HenHappy

    HenHappy Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Overrun With Chickens

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  6. neal68

    neal68 New Egg

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  7. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
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    That was a good one. [​IMG]
     
  8. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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  9. Miafrommaine

    Miafrommaine Out Of The Brooder

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  10. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    [​IMG] I feel a bit sorry for that burglar. That must have been an unpleasant shock.
     

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