joke of the day

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 23, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    when did you learn to talk?.

    "So, what's your story?"

    The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me
    jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.

    "The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."

    The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for $10?"

    The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
     
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    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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    countryboy Chillin' With My Peeps

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