joke of the day

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 26, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.

    The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, "What are you doing with that dog?"

    One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the
    dog."

    The reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a 10-minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie?" and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."

    There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."
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  2. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    Quote:I still wanna know what they were really doing to that dog.
     
  3. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
    Gerald, that is really good!!! Funny and probably true, lol!!
    Have a great day and keep those jokes comin!!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    Don I do to.
     
  5. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 19, 2007
    Poolville, TX
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  7. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
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  8. thatoneguy

    thatoneguy Chillin' With My Peeps

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  9. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    It was funny the first time, but this is a thread that is over 3 years old.

    Welcome, nice to have you aboard, but check those dates, okay? I saw your joke thread earlier today, but I don't have anything suitable for you kids! [​IMG]
     
  10. Sassymygirl

    Sassymygirl Miss Equestrian

    Sep 16, 2008
    Carencro, Louisiana
    Haha, thats funny!
    Old thread, wow.
    Aww, this was created by Hatch!! Man, I miss him!! [​IMG]
     

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