joke of the day

hatchcrazzzy

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A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?" "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
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I i have a joke too, A woman walks up with a dog going to sit on a bench with a man right beside her,the guy said "dose your dog bite?" she said "No" and he reaches out to pet the dog and the dog bites him "You said the dog did not bite" She said "Thats not my dog"

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