joke of the day

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 27, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?" "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
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  2. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
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  4. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
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  5. mychookschick

    mychookschick Songster

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    HAHAHA! LOL! LOL!
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  6. obe10

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  7. dixiechick

    dixiechick Songster

    I i have a joke too, A woman walks up with a dog going to sit on a bench with a man right beside her,the guy said "dose your dog bite?" she said "No" and he reaches out to pet the dog and the dog bites him "You said the dog did not bite" She said "Thats not my dog"

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  8. big greg barker

    big greg barker Songster

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    why did the chicken cross the road?
    To show the racoon it can be done!!
     
  9. harrisville chicken

    harrisville chicken Songster

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    Chicken joke:
    It was so windy the other day, I saw my hen lay the same egg three times!
     
  10. chickensioux

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    Now that's funny stuff right there
     

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