joke of the day

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
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    A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

    The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

    "Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

    Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

    The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

    The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

    The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!" [​IMG]
     
  2. Chickee's Mom

    Chickee's Mom Chillin' With My Peeps

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    had a good giggle at that one.[​IMG]
     
  3. Lunachick

    Lunachick Chicken Slave

    Mar 19, 2007
    Brick, NJ
    [​IMG] Did he get that drink?
     
  4. HenHappy

    HenHappy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    me likey!
     
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    tnkinhunting Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
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  8. countryboy

    countryboy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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    NixNoodleNumbat Chillin' With My Peeps

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