joke of the day

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hatchcrazzzy, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

    The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

    "Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

    Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

    The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

    The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs."

    The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What??! They gave me a Chihuahua??!" [​IMG]
  2. Chickee's Mom

    Chickee's Mom Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 29, 2007
    Lacombe AB
    had a good giggle at that one.[​IMG]
  3. Lunachick

    Lunachick Chicken Slave

    Mar 19, 2007
    Brick, NJ
    [​IMG] Did he get that drink?
  4. HenHappy

    HenHappy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 16, 2007
    on my way to you....
    me likey!
  5. tnkinhunting

    tnkinhunting Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 7, 2008
    East Tennessee
  6. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
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  7. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
  8. countryboy

    countryboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 31, 2007
  9. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

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  10. NixNoodleNumbat

    NixNoodleNumbat Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 1, 2011

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