Joke of the day

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by wegotchickens, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. wegotchickens

    wegotchickens DownSouth D'Uccles & Silkies

    Jul 5, 2007
    Sevier County, TN
    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.But as time went by, the traffic slowly built up & became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
    So one day Farmer John called the local police station and said,"You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing my chickens."
    "What do you want us to do?" asked the policeman.
    "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

    So the next day the policeman had the Main Road's workers go out erect a sign that said:SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING
    Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said,"You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"

    So, again, the policeman sends out the Main Roads workers and they put up a new sign:SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY
    That really sped them up.

    So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks.
    Finally, he asked the policeman, "Your signs are doing no good at all ... can I put up my own sign?"
    The policeman said, "Sure, go ahead."
    He was willing to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling to complain.

    The policeman got no more calls from Farmer John.Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the policeman and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
    " How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
    "Oh, I sure did," replied Farmer John, "and not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
    He hung up the phone.

    The policeman was really curious and he thought to himself,"I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign, it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers." So he drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....

    NUDIST COLONY Go slow and watch out for chicks!
  2. Thomas423

    Thomas423 Songster

    Mar 21, 2009
    Port Deposit, MD
    HaHaHaHa!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
  3. Now, that's cute! That is what I call a "grandma" joke. You can tell that one to anyone!!! Have an office meeting this morning!!! [​IMG]
  4. iluvsedward

    iluvsedward Crowing

    Jan 19, 2010
    Calvert County MD
    ha ha ha ha ha ha [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
  5. Telamon

    Telamon Songster

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
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  6. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

    Jun 11, 2007
    Wegot, you got the right sense of humor!
  7. chickenbarn-gal

    chickenbarn-gal Songster

    Jun 6, 2010
    ... Um, [​IMG] sort of, disturbing.... [​IMG]
  8. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

  9. Mikman

    Mikman Songster

    Apr 15, 2010
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  10. wegotchickens

    wegotchickens DownSouth D'Uccles & Silkies

    Jul 5, 2007
    Sevier County, TN
    Quote:Yes, but still pretty funny. It was sent to make me smile on a bad day and I had to share since I'd never seen it before AND it made me smile.

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