Joke: The New Boss

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Debbi, Aug 31, 2010.

  1. Debbi

    Debbi Overrun With Chickens

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    If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!



    Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said,"Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?" From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
     
  2. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    *snort* [​IMG]
     
  3. GlitterKitty

    GlitterKitty Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] Thats great [​IMG]
     
  4. herefordlovinglady

    herefordlovinglady It Is What It Is

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    love it
     
  5. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I have no idea.
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  6. crtrlovr

    crtrlovr Still chillin' with my peeps

    Quote:Forget *snort* -- I'm all the way up to *guffaw* now... [​IMG]
     
  7. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    [​IMG] I want to be that pizza guy. [​IMG]
     
  8. StupidBird

    StupidBird Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Just sent this to DH - he has both a new-ish boss AND used to work for Domino's. That is one fine joke!
     

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