JOKE's

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Migizi, Apr 18, 2009.

  1. Migizi

    Migizi Out Of The Brooder

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    ok ok this is weird


    ok there was this blonde who walked into a store in washington dc she said "don't they have AC in DC?"


    Air conditioning in dc lol [​IMG]




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  2. CoopCrazy

    CoopCrazy Brooder Boss

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  3. preppy*hippie*chick

    preppy*hippie*chick Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. Emzyyy

    Emzyyy Runs with Deer

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  5. DuckLady

    DuckLady Previously DuckLady! Staff Member

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    We all want to have fun telling jokes, but please remember to keep them clean and appropriate for all.

    Off color and graphic grossness doesn't go with our mission.
     
  6. ~Kuromametchi~

    ~Kuromametchi~ Chillin' With My Peeps

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    The Other Side

    Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

    One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

    "Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

    "Not now! I'm eating."

    "Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

    "No way."

    "Please. It's urgent."

    So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

    "Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

    "Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."
     
  7. ~Kuromametchi~

    ~Kuromametchi~ Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Great Writer!

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

    When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

    He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages
     
  8. ChickenNinja

    ChickenNinja Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Right here
    there were three blondes. the first walked into a music shop, the second went to a silverware store, the third went into a fragrence store. while they are shopping a man gets murdered. as they come out, the police get there. the police go to the first blonde and ask "did you murder this man?" the blonde says "yeah,yeah,yeah."(listening to music) they go to the second and ask "what did you use to murder this man?" she replies "forks and knives, forks and knives" they go to the last blonde and say "if you are lying, we will put you in the electric chair." she says "plug it in, plug it in" [​IMG]
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  9. chickencoop31320

    chickencoop31320 Have bator, will hatch

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    Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

    He heard the referee calling fowls!


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  10. Migizi

    Migizi Out Of The Brooder

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    Quote:Thats exactly my thought, I really want jokes that ARE NOT gross or .....well you know what i mean

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    Oh and thanks guys I had a good laugh!!!! [​IMG]
     
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