i got this emailed to me.. thought i would share
Chicken Surprise
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>> A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken
>> Surprise'.
>>
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>> The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
>>
>> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
>> slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
>> the lid slams back down.
>>
>> 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks
>> him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
>> and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
>>
>> Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
>> demands an explanation.
>>
>> 'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
>>
>> The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
>>
>>
>> 'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck'.
>>
>>
Chicken Surprise
>>
>> A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken
>> Surprise'.
>>
>>
>> The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
>>
>> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
>> slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
>> the lid slams back down.
>>
>> 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks
>> him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
>> and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
>>
>> Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
>> demands an explanation.
>>
>> 'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
>>
>> The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
>>
>>
>> 'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck'.
>>
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