just a joke for the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by wildorchid053, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. wildorchid053

    wildorchid053 Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 12, 2009
    syracuse area, ny
    i got this emailed to me.. thought i would share


    Chicken Surprise
    >>
    >> A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken
    >> Surprise'.
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    >> The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
    >>
    >> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
    >> slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
    >> the lid slams back down.
    >>
    >> 'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks
    >> him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
    >> and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
    >>
    >> Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
    >> demands an explanation.
    >>
    >> 'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
    >>
    >> The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
    >>
    >>
    >> 'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck'.
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    >>
     
  2. ducks4you

    ducks4you Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Love it!!! IT's what my family calls a "duck joke", meaning I could have written it. (I'm "duck" at home.)
     
  3. possumqueen

    possumqueen Chillin' With My Peeps

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    somebody needs to send that to wifezilla!
     
  4. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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