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Justbugged, I've got a funny story for ya!

Discussion in 'Family Life - Stories, Pictures & Updates' started by eenie114, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    Starring your favorite five year old. [​IMG]

    What do you get when you cross a kindergartener, a dead mouse, and a toothpick?
    A unicorn!
    Dear little Elizabeth jammed the toothpick into the mouse body and said, ''There! It's a beautiful unicorn! [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2011
  2. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    Oh, and it appeared that the mouse had been dead for quite some time. [​IMG]
     
  3. justbugged

    justbugged Head of the Night Crew for WA State

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    I love that kid. [​IMG]

    She has my sense of humor.

    Are you guys still making Barbie clothes?
     
  4. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    We're pretty fond of her, too. [​IMG]

    Yep, still sewing! [​IMG] We're in the middle of a skirt for a wedding dress, wish me luck with this one. [​IMG] Next on her wishlist is a bathrobe, as Barbie has been subjected to many hair-washings, along with the My Little Ponies. We've also done a jumper for a stuffed rabbit.
     
  5. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    Okay, I know, I'm not Justbugged. But I AM extremely nosy.

    And this is absolutely HYSTERICAL!!!!!

    [​IMG] your daughter!
     
  6. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    No worries, I posted instead of PMing for a reason. Figured other people might like the story. [​IMG]

    But this is my sister, not daughter. [​IMG] Guess I shoulda clarified that in the first post.
     
  7. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    That's what I get for being nosy! [​IMG]
     
  8. percyj

    percyj Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Lol I have a brother in kindergarten.

    I'm scared to go downstairs and so is my dog.

    "PIGGYBACK TIME"

    "I'm doing homework!"

    (Here I get slapped for having better things to do than play pony)
     
  9. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    Don't you know that his adgenda is more important than your grades? [​IMG]


    [​IMG] My sister also loves to play pony. ''Nenny!! A PONY!!'' is frequently heard around here.
     
  10. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    Well, now she can make her own "pony". Good luck riding it, though!
     

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