Kiki's Fresh Freaky Friday Fun Fudge Fantastic-ness

[ShrekDawg]

Oh btw my dad moved the tractor and I saw a snake! I was so excited cause I’ve actually been wanting to start looking for them haha I have basically almost never seen a snake here except like once or twice and I’ve been here almost my entire life so I was excited LOL but my phone was dead so no pictures but it was very fast and I followed it and watch it move to a new spot lol

 

[Kiki]

Nope. At least not from the mouth. You don’t wanna know more.

They ejculated on a burger?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Thanks kiddo. You "have" come quite good distance from my meager awareness back in Jan/Feb. Keep it up.


(Snickers a little)
Now, if we could get you to work on that moderation thing with condiments.

Aww thank you! I appreciate that! hard to see from the inside aha

And that’s next!

 

[ShrekDawg]

They ejculated on a burger?

Edited to put this in a spoiler

Spoiler

not a burger but close. Apparently, and I kind of doubt this story is true, they once did it in some guy’s drink cup before filling it. Apparently he was the manager’s ex or some other jerk they hated and yeah. So now they’re scared to go there

 

[ShrekDawg]

Also they told me some other stories not about the fast food place but about this one guy they knew who apparently died but let’s just say the kid was clearly effed in the head

 

[R2elk]

One of the contents of my Freezer.

Spoiler

 

[Nifty-Chicken]

Then I'm gonna make some clotted cream fudge!

@Nifty-Chicken

Can I come over?

(seriously, I've been wanting to meetup with you for ages, and this is even more reason!!!!!!)

Even more serious: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a recipe article for this!!!!!

(also, we really liked it with pecan pieces in it)

 

[R2elk]

Furry

 

[ShrekDawg]

Furry
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How did they get it to look so realistic and mad!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

One of the contents of my Freezer.

Spoiler

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Whoa! But wait... why do you have him in there? With the fur? You’re not skinning it or eating it?