Kiki's Yoga Party. Game over

[R2elk]

Blue or teal or green.
Take your pick.

Blue

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Who is Bad?

Uhh...cats that jump on counters?

 

[ShrekDawg]

That depends on the dog. My dogs have short hair, and do not drool at all. My dogs are not allowed on any furniture, ever. My dogs stay on their dog beds, and are not allowed in the kitchen or bathrooms. My dogs routinely lick their paws and genitals sparkling clean.

Cats lick their buttholes while they sit on the furniture that I also sit on. If I'm not around, I know they get on the counters, and walk around with the same paws used to bury the shit they just took in a box in my house. That's nasty.

You must have unicorn dogs then

Even Libby, who is pretty short hair, still sheds.

They don’t let them on furniture often, used to not at all, but do some now. Theirs also aren’t allowed in the kitchen I don’t think but it’s like a corner rather than a fully separate room aha

The way our house is set up I don’t think it would be possible to fully exclude them from the kitchen because you have to walk through the kitchen to get to the room we come in and out of. We do have a front door but never use it.

I did used to exclude Gator when we were eating though.

I would probably let them on the bed

And okay yeah that’s nasty.

But thankfully Luna prefers furniture or areas no one really uses or sits on she’s also been spending a lot of time in the basement lately

 

[ShrekDawg]

You would have died if I told you I almost humped the Mex's arm yesterday. It was looking really damn good.

Oh my gosh!!!!! I’m about to die right now

 

[RUNuts]

I thought that was your suit (birthday suit).

Remember that I am Southern. American by birth. Southern by the Grace of God.

Lewis Grizzard defined nekkid: "There's a big difference between the words, 'naked' and 'nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on … and you're up to something."

Maybe it's a Southern thing. I thought everyone knew the difference between the two.
<wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know-what-I-mean???>

Life is not worth living if you never take any risks.

I will drink to that! But enough about marriage...

 

[Kiki]

Uhh...cats that jump on counters?

Dangit. I was really hoping that was your dude's name.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I have tried everything. A squirt gun works, and is satisfying. During the day, I've started tossing them outside.

I usually put Luna in the basement if she’s being bad. Don’t worry, it’s nice down there lol she’s too old to jump on counters now.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

I have tried everything. A squirt gun works, and is satisfying. During the day, I've started tossing them outside.

Winston, my OG, he is a big cat, he recently has been squeezing through a cracked window. It’s only 2 inches cracked.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Dangit. I was really hoping that was your dude's name.

Ohhhohhh his name can totally be Bad.

 

[R2elk]

I highly doubt she has even one nasty bone.

She, just like you, admitted to it in the Addiction thread.