Quail_Antwerp

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11 Years
Aug 16, 2008
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Ohio
Wife walks in and sees her husband swinging a flyswatter. She asks him, "What are you doing?"

He replies,"Killing flies."

She then asks, "Did you find any flies?"

He says, "Yes, five. Three males and two females."

Wife asks, "How do you know that?"

Husband replies, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone
 

chickiebaby

Songster
12 Years
Jan 2, 2008
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3
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western mass
Okay, that's actually a really funny joke. Going outside to tell the man of the place who is in fact sitting on the porch drinking a BEER. And my sister needs to hear that joke. Of course she's three thousand miles away so I'll have to tell it to her - on the PHONE.
 

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