Killing Flies

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Quail_Antwerp, Sep 22, 2008.

  1. Quail_Antwerp

    Quail_Antwerp [IMG]emojione/assets/png/2665.png?v=2.2.7[/IMG]Mrs

    Aug 16, 2008
    Wife walks in and sees her husband swinging a flyswatter. She asks him, "What are you doing?"

    He replies,"Killing flies."

    She then asks, "Did you find any flies?"

    He says, "Yes, five. Three males and two females."

    Wife asks, "How do you know that?"

    Husband replies, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone
  2. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Songster

    Mar 20, 2008
  3. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Crowing

    Mar 1, 2007
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  4. roosmom

    roosmom Songster

    Jun 3, 2008
    upper peninsula
  5. chickiebaby

    chickiebaby Songster

    Jan 2, 2008
    western mass
    Okay, that's actually a really funny joke. Going outside to tell the man of the place who is in fact sitting on the porch drinking a BEER. And my sister needs to hear that joke. Of course she's three thousand miles away so I'll have to tell it to her - on the PHONE.
  6. Lothiriel

    Lothiriel Crowing

    Aug 30, 2007
    New York State
    My Coop
    [​IMG] that's a funny joke! [​IMG]

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