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Laugh for the day!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Chirpy, Jul 20, 2008.

  1. Chirpy

    Chirpy Balderdash

    May 24, 2007
    Colorado
    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

    I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

    'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
     
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    blue fire Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Weewanona Chillin' With My Peeps

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    pinkfeather Chillin' With My Peeps

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    TT Chillin' With My Peeps

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