Laugh of the day!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by thechickenchick, Aug 7, 2009.

  1. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
    I can't take credit for these. I found them in an old Readers Digest yesterday. I thought they were so cute that I would share them.

    A woman from our office brought in her new baby as well as her 7 year old son. Everyone gathered around the baby. The little boy asked "Mommy, can I have money to buy a soda?" "What do you say?" she said. He replied, "You're thin and beautiful" The woman reached in side her purse and gave her son the money!! [​IMG]


    Next...

    I am five feet three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the ER. The nurse asked for my height and weight. I blurted out "Five foot eight and 125 pounds."

    "Sweetheart" my Mom gently chided, " this is not the inter-net." [​IMG]


    Have a happy Friday!!!!!
     
  2. [​IMG] Love RD!!!
     
  3. AmyBella

    AmyBella Songster

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    Thanks for the laugh!

    I always loved that section of Reader's Digest. One of my favorites was about a mom and her little son who ran into a very pregnant friend. Mom explained that Mary had a baby growing in her tummy and that was why it was so big. The son promply asked "Well what is growing in her butt?"
     
  4. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
    Quote:That's good too! Thanks! [​IMG]
     

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