Laugh of the day!!

[thechickenchick]

I can't take credit for these. I found them in an old Readers Digest yesterday. I thought they were so cute that I would share them.

A woman from our office brought in her new baby as well as her 7 year old son. Everyone gathered around the baby. The little boy asked "Mommy, can I have money to buy a soda?" "What do you say?" she said. He replied, "You're thin and beautiful" The woman reached in side her purse and gave her son the money!!

Next...

I am five feet three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the ER. The nurse asked for my height and weight. I blurted out "Five foot eight and 125 pounds."

"Sweetheart" my Mom gently chided, " this is not the inter-net."

Have a happy Friday!!!!!

 

[Whispering Winds]

Love RD!!!

 

[AmyBella]

Thanks for the laugh!

I always loved that section of Reader's Digest. One of my favorites was about a mom and her little son who ran into a very pregnant friend. Mom explained that Mary had a baby growing in her tummy and that was why it was so big. The son promply asked "Well what is growing in her butt?"

 

[thechickenchick]

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That's good too! Thanks!