I can't take credit for these. I found them in an old Readers Digest yesterday. I thought they were so cute that I would share them. A woman from our office brought in her new baby as well as her 7 year old son. Everyone gathered around the baby. The little boy asked "Mommy, can I have money to buy a soda?" "What do you say?" she said. He replied, "You're thin and beautiful" The woman reached in side her purse and gave her son the money!! Next... I am five feet three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the ER. The nurse asked for my height and weight. I blurted out "Five foot eight and 125 pounds." "Sweetheart" my Mom gently chided, " this is not the inter-net." Have a happy Friday!!!!!